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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.