I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know. If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry. Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.