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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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