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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.