Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑" Related Funny Posts 🤝 He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious. Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can. You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest. Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs. At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.