I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.