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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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