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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.