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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.