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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.