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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!