Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you can't find your keys and consider hiring a magician instead of searching again. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies. I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me. As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.