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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.