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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.