Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.