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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.