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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.