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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.