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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.