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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.