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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.