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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.