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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulthood, afraid, bills, dark, darkness, fear, financial, financial stress, got, humor, i, light, me, money, money problem, problem, stress, young on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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