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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.