There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.