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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”