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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.