Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to be the mysterious lone wolf, but I'm more of a social butterfly in disguise 🦋🤔🌍 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money. Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’ I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes. There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying. They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.