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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.