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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.