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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! πŸ•+πŸ•=2, but 🍝+🍝=1 πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, humor, italian, Italian food, lasagna, pizza, put, stacking, still, top, wordplay on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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