If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna. Commentary:Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! π+π=2, but π+π=1 π€π Related Funny Quotes π€ My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna. I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.” Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it. It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.