Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?