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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.