Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so e… Commentary:Adulting Level: Master… of Naps and Coffee Breaks! ☕😴😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’. I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning. Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult. I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting. I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.