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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.