Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.