Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart. Commentary:If being a sweetheart paid the bills, I'd be lounging in a heart-shaped mansion by now! 💖💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep. “I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.” Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart. I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it. “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
