What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party? Commentary:When you're the life of the party but just want to be the snack table's bodyguard instead! 🥳🕵️♂️🍕 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out. You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath. My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again. My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party. I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.