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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!