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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Iโ€™m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Itโ€™s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Trying to balance this awkward game of peekaboo: hide from the exes ๐Ÿ‘€, but find the future ones ๐Ÿ˜‰!

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