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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.