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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.