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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.