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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.