Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.