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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Sounds like a book club with a side of cannibalism! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿด

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