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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.