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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.