Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Aliens are probably watching us like we’re the universe’s longest-running sitcom 😂👽🍿 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development. I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.