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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?