Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to. Commentary:That moment when your couch suddenly has a magnetic pull stronger than any social plans 🤣🛋️📞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss. Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come. Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person. Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here. I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.