Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.