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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.